Do you wanna feel old... or young depending upon what side of the 40-thing you're on?
In the land-of-Hollywood where no one seems to age and/or where some are in desperate denial of their age - take Madonna for instance who wishes her teenage daughter would dress more conservatively because at 50-something, she's the epitome of conservative! - they certainly try their best to look authentically 'natural'... but who am I to criticize? They are of the financial aptitude to afford having the perpetual fountain of youth at their fingertips, so why not? But I digress... While the celebs, turning 40 this year, have another decade (and them some) to catch up to these aging gods and goddesses, the "mid-life"train has arrived even for them. Have to admit, I was taken aback by some of the names that popped up on this list but then again, time certainly stops for no one (not me, you... or them...) nor does the biological clock - despite all the attempts to thwart the physical signs of aging - not even in the land of make-believe.
Turning 40 this year:
Actress: Heather Graham; Bday: Jan 29
Actress: Minnie Driver: Bday: Jan 31
Actress: Rachel Weisz; Bday: March 7
Actress/Singer: Queen Latifah; Bday: March 18 (this woman never ages!)
Actor: Vince Vaughan; Bday: March 28 (eyes are looking a lil' tired these days)
Model: Melania Knauss-Trump; Bday: April 26 (woah! double woah! what is up with her face?!?! her cheeks are blending into her eye sockets! scary weird looking!!)
Actress: Uma Thurman; Bday: April 29 (hmmm... might I suggest Blepharoplasty??)
Tennis Grand Slam Champ: Andre Agassi; Bday: April 29
Singer: Jordan Knight; Bday: May 17 (not sure if he considers himself a new 'kid' still???
Actress: Tina Fey; Bday: May 18 (for some reason, I thought she was a bit older... perhaps it's those glasses she always wears?)
Model & Assaulter: Naomi Campbell; Bday: May 22
Actor: Sean Hayes; Bday: June 26
Actor: Chris O'Donnell; Bday: June 26
Actor: Justin Chambers; Bday: July 11
Actor: Malcolm Jamal-Warner; Bday: August 18
Actor/Comedian: Jay Mohr; Bday August 23
Model: Claudia Schiffer; Bday: August 25
Singer: Deborah (aka 'Debbie') Gibson; Bday: August 31 (woah, she's kinda lookin' like Celine Dion... yikes!)
TV Host: Kelly Ripa; Bday: Oct 2 (I don't care how old she is, the woman needs to eat a burger!)
Actress: Josie Bissett; Bday: Oct 5
Actor: Matt Damon; Bday: Oct 8 (what, 40 already?!? when did that happen?!)
Actor: Kirk Cameron; Bday: Oct 12 (is it just me or do all child-actors look weird once they've 'grown up'???)
Actor: Ethan Hawke; Bday: Nov 6
Former Figure Skater: Tonya Harding; Bday: Nov 12
Actress: Jennifer Connelly; Bday: Dec 12
Model: Tyson Beckford; Bday: Dec 19 (this boy's still lookin' mighty hot!)
The turning point at which skin is irreparably losing its' elasticity, collagen and overall natural-youthful appearance has arrived... botox, fillers or laser skin-resurfacing anyone??
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